Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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