I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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