why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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