this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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