This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
