idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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