I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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