Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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