then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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