have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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