This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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