Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
God, I missed his penis.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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