that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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