remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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