can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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