I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
