We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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