Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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