There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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