I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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