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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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