Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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