Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize