Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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