And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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