Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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