Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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