I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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