that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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