And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
