Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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