just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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