i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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