in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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