Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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