When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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