bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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