After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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