Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
