just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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