i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sorry about my life...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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