D3 body, D1 cock
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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