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She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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