Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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