He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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