Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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