A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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