I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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