yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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