i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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