Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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