brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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