Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm lost and stupid without you.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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