The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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