tell your sister to shave her snatch
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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